Many millions of years ago, a race of hyper-intelligent, pan-dimensional beings got _so fed up_ about the constant bickering over the meaning of life decided to design a computer that would calculate the answer to life, the universe and everything. "O Deep Thought. We want you to tell us the answer." "The answer to what?", the computer replied. "The answer to life! The Universe! Everything! We'd really like an answer, something simple..." "Return to this spot in seven and a half million years," the computer instructed.
Seven million years later... "O Deep Thought. Do you have-" "-an answer for you?" the computer interrupted. "Yes, but you're not going to like it." "It doesn't matter. We must know it." "Very well. The answer to the Ultimate Question, of Life, the Universe and Everything is..." The computer paused for dramatic effect.