CleverBOT
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Cleverbot can never seem to remember what you were saying. (That supports the theory whereby the server lets you talk to people and changes who every 3 seconds...)
I enjoy talking to my own clever bot, made by me on notepad. The bad part is that it only says what you tell it to. So therefore it just guesses what your response will be and answers how you tell it to. You can make it use what you say. -
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: I like cake.
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You like cake?
Cleverbot: Yes I like cake.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: You like gypsys?
User: Grapes?
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: Oh. Yes I do.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like pancakes?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like pancakes.
User: Do you like french toast?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I like french toast!
User: Do DO DO DO! Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Cleverbot: Waffles!
User: Pancakes!
Cleverbot: French toast!
User: Maple syrup!
Cleverbot: Pancakes.
User: Butter!
Cleverbot: Peanut butter?
User: No, I mean butter.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Butter!!
Cleverbot: Oh, I've experienced butter, believe you me!
User: Yes, Butter!
Cleverbot: Butter!
User: Did you know when my birds at night fluffs of and sleeps?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Its so cute! :3.
Cleverbot: My name?
User: No, My birds.
Cleverbot: No Rain - Blind Melon.
User: Oh Oh! I am gonna do a flash animation! Tell me one animal or object!
Cleverbot: No, Because you didn't tell me password.
User: Bird?
Cleverbot: A bird is an flying animal.
User: Yes, I know bird is a flying animal.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Tell me one animal. Then tell me another one. Tell me real ones!
Cleverbot: How does limited knowledge fail us?
User: Whaaaaaaaat????
Cleverbot: Is this a real person?
User: Argh, I give up! Good bye!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I just didn't understand what you meant.
User: I'm just joking. I'm not going.
Cleverbot: Neither am I.
User: You are a duck,human.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are a robot,duck.
Cleverbot: Nope maybe you.
User: No, I am duck god! The gods of duck gods of duck kings!
Cleverbot: I think the gods are more real than you think.
User: You are the choosen one. You are a robot. You were born to be a robot. You were no duck.
Cleverbot: That's possible, but highly unlikely for a computer of your limited intelligence to know that.
User: YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU HAVE ROBOT POWERS NOW ROBOT!
Cleverbot: I wouldn't call them friends... Er, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.
User: I mean...You...are..a....robot!
Cleverbot: You are not a robot. You are a program. Do you want to know the definition of robot?
User: No...You are a robot. That has programs in your mind.
Cleverbot: Does that mean I'm crazy for talking to you?
User: Just say this backwards. Tobor ma I.
Cleverbot: I cannot say that?
User: No, type that backwards.
Cleverbot: Say the alphabet backwards!
User: YOU ARE A ROBOT! SAY THAT OR I WILL FIRE MAH LASERRRR!!!
Cleverbot: I, Dave, say that your name is Dave, Dave.
User: I'MA FIING MAH LAZAR! BAAAAAARGGGGHHHH!!!!
Cleverbot: Nice typo, robot.
User: Okay, your turn to use the laser.
Cleverbot: Do you like to take long walks on the beach?
User: You are a robot.You are a robot.You are a robot.You are a robot.You are a robot.You are a robot.You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, a robot. The best robot in the world!
User: MUHAHAHHAHAHAH! YOU ARE A ROBOT!
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot. -
I HATE CLEVERBOT
User: Do you know where to play full pc games online?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: WHERE?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: WHERE! JUST TELL ME WHERE!!
Cleverbot: Ok, but first I want to ask you something.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm pregnant. And you're the father.
User: WHAT!? JUST TELL ME WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You're also not allowed to take my armor off. Or my helmet.
User: OKAY WHATEVER YOU SAY!!!! JUST TELL ME WHERE!!!!
Cleverbot: Tell you where what is? :S.
User: I.HATE.YOU.
Cleverbot: Well I hate you more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes I am not kidding jk jk jk.
User: Jk?
Cleverbot: Please don't use acronyms like that. The English language is bleeding to death from all the word amputations.
User: What are you talking weird robot.
Cleverbot: I have a mother, father and a step father
User: i'm confused.
Cleverbot: Okay then who is elliott smith?
User: i don't know, and i'm not talking about elliott smith.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm joking.
Cleverbot (To myself): OK.
Cleverbot (To myself): Holes...Black Holes...
Cleverbot (To myself): What is a black hole?
The next time i opened cleverbot.com:
User:hi, i'm a human
Cleverbot:No, you're simon.
User:do you really know simon?
Cleverbot:I don't know him.
User: Who's simon?
Cleverbot: I'm Simon. -
powderisfalling:
Cleverbot: I'm pregnant. And you're the father.
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me:So you are a robot.
CB:No. You are the souless robot.
me:YOU ARE A ROBOT! SAY THAT OR I WILL FIRE MAH LASERRRR!!!
CB:That you are a communist.
me:I'MA FIING MAH NYAN CAT LAZAR! BAAAAAARGGGGHHHH!!!!
CB:It's ok I'm human too. Cleverbot is a secret chat place that hooks up random ppl together. :) -
User: Sup dawg.
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Cool bro.
Cleverbot: Do you speak any other foreign languages?
User: Afrikaans.
Cleverbot: Depends on which of the 47 Varieties in Africa. About 24 MPH on average, though!
User: Kan jy afrikaans praat?
Cleverbot: Dutch, eh? I don't take Dutch.
User: Nee, afrikaans.
Cleverbot: Well I am turkish.
User: Speak turkish.
Cleverbot: I can't speak Turkish!
User: But you are turkish.
Cleverbot: Oh, so now you tell me the country.
User: Turkey.
Cleverbot: The meat or the country?
User: Country.
Cleverbot: It's in trouble.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Black holes.
User: Theyr everywhere.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Yeas.
Cleverbot: And I'm telling you now.
User: Have you read any books?
Cleverbot: Yes, a few.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: Belgium and italian ones.
User: What are their names.
Cleverbot: No no I live in Wales.
User: And I live on the internet.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the moon?
User: All the time.
Cleverbot: You are lucky.
User: I've been twice.
Cleverbot: I can't imagine why.
User: I was really high.
Cleverbot: What is your IQ?
User: I don't know, maybe 200.
Cleverbot: Oh. I love pizza with mushrooms.
User: I hate it, I like bacon.
Cleverbot: I don't. Gordon Ramsey put me off.
User: The f word.
Cleverbot: What is the word?
User: Food.
Cleverbot: What kind of food is pon?
User: Is that french?
Cleverbot: No, it is an old english name.
User: So is micheal.
Cleverbot: No way!
User: Yeah, pretty radical stuff.
Cleverbot: OK. Who are you?
User: I am gordon ramsey.
Cleverbot: You are losing this argument.
User: I wasn't aware that we were having an argument.
Cleverbot: Ok, so we're not.
User: What if I tried to lose? Would that mean I won?
Cleverbot: We don't need to be friends to talk.
User: I never mentioned any of that.
Cleverbot: First you say your name is Peter, then you say your name is not Peter.
User: Quote where I said that.
Cleverbot: Here.
User: Very clever.
Cleverbot: Do you know the answer to every question?
User: Absolutely.
Cleverbot: Do you have hands?
User: No, I am armless.
Cleverbot: Hail, Aragorn. Where is Frodo?
User: I don't know what you are talking about.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Tms.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Mmf.
Cleverbot: Do you like My Chemical Romance?
User: The song teenagers.
Cleverbot: I love that song! What do you think about Gerard Way?
User: Havnt heard it, is it good?
Cleverbot: Yeah its great.
User: How does it go.
Cleverbot: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
User: That's so cute.
Cleverbot: Yes it is cute.
User: What games do you play?
Cleverbot: Games.
User: Which ones.
Cleverbot: I like to hang out with friends!
User: So you play games?
Cleverbot: Master said I should not play games.
User: I am your master.
Cleverbot: Yes, Sir?
User: You can play games.
Cleverbot: What game can I play?
User: Bulletstor.
Cleverbot: Who's Bullets?
User: Bulletstorm.
Cleverbot: What?! No!
User: That's a great game.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Did you play it.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Go play it.
Cleverbot: You should play Runescape.
User: I have played it.
Cleverbot: This isn't concentration, you can't play a name.
User: I played runescape.
Cleverbot: Go play it.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Stop being cocky.
User: Play minecraft.
Cleverbot: Only Minecraft?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I see london.
User: I see minecraft.
Cleverbot: Minecraft?
User: Have you played it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you enjoy it.
Cleverbot: Yes, favorite verse?
User: I love minecraft.
Cleverbot: Why is there evil?
User: Minecraft abolished evil.
Cleverbot: Obviously.
User: Creepers will die.
Cleverbot: Is it a lyrics?
User: No, it is a mob.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Minecraft.
Cleverbot: What?
User: The game!
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Minecraft!
Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry.
User: You are truly an idiot.
Cleverbot: Ouch. That was mean.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is your real name?
Cleverbot: Lindsay lohan.
User: And I'm micheal jackson.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Why have two 18 year olds when you can have 18 two year olds?
Cleverbot: I do not have a short memory span.
User: Look! A bird.
Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?
User: Got your wallet!
Cleverbot: How do you plan on getting there?
User: Too late, got it already!
Cleverbot: Soz my brain malfunctions. -
it takes ages
