Granted. However, you accidentally cause everyone including yourself to die suddenly.
I wish that I was unaffected by extreme temperatures.
Granted. However, you get so bored with the temperature being the same every day that you commit suicide.
I wish that I could fly.
Granted. Everyone experiences the pain of chickenpox until someone created a cure.
I wish I had the world's best food.
Rule 10. Suck it. :P Edit: His post makes sense too....
Granted. You live with a bully the rest of your life since you and nobody dies.
I wish that box-poorsoft never saw that pic thread.. or my other wish is that i wish i knew why michael decided to kill me instead of being hospitable... (corrupt one or the other)
Wish granted. I traveled back in time and nuked box-poorsoft's computer. The fragrents of the explosion however flew around the world and crashed into you.
I wish I had an idea for a wish.