@triclops200 (View Post)
Its Counterfeit.

I wish for Misery from Cave Story would turn me into balfrog for no reason.

@gamax92 (View Post)
It's acid rain.

I wish I could fly, and never get hurt, and never die from flying.

@alecnotalex (View Post)
You could only fly 2 inches off the ground.

I wish for a pet Toaster.

granted but i ate them all

i wish this would get front page!

Catelite goes on IRC, says rawr, and bans everyone including the op's.
I wish for less homework.