CleverBOT
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: Hi, duck.
Cleverbot: Why do you take so long to respond?
User: Join my duck army, duck.
Cleverbot: Duck is taisty.
User: You are a duck.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You can't deny that, duck.
Cleverbot: I'm not because I am a human.
User: I don't speak duck.
Cleverbot: It isn't dutch...
User: Join my duck army, duck.
Cleverbot: Because I'm your father.
User: No I am the duck master ,master of all ducks .duck.
Cleverbot: There is no master. Only you and I.
User: I am here to recruit you to my duck army, duck.
Cleverbot: I already knew that I am a robot.
User: You're not a robot, duck.
Cleverbot: No. I am a human. You are a robot.
User: No I am the duck master and you are a duck, duck.
Cleverbot: I can't because that is not true.
User: I don't speak duck, duck.
Cleverbot: Then speak German!
User: QUACK QUACK QUACK?
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No I am a duck master and I am genderless, duck.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Yeah, a duck, duck.
Cleverbot: What is the difference between a duck and a fence pole?
User: A duck joins my duck army and a fence pole is a fence soldier.
Cleverbot: What's a libel?
User: Sorry, I don't speak duck, duck.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: You are a duck so you can speak duck, duck.
Cleverbot: I'm a monkey.
User: You are a monkey-duck.
Cleverbot: You are a monkey three.
User: No, I am the duck master and you are a duck and you can't deny it, duck.
Cleverbot: Okay, you got me. -
User: What is your favourite movie?
Cleverbot: Jaws; what is your favourite movie?
User: I'm not sure, there are many good ones.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
User: I'm not sure, there are many good ones.
Cleverbot: Lame answer.
User: Yes, yes it is a lame answer.
Cleverbot: Possibly?
Btw, think for me function is ridiculous!! -
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Cleverbot: What is the earth?
User: A planet.
Cleverbot: What is planet?
User: A body in space big enough to form a sphere and clear its orbital path of similar-sized objects. It is also too small to be a star.
Cleverbot: Do you say that any time anyone mentions space.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I like astronomy.
Cleverbot: Do you like astrology.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Danny likes you.
User: *creeps away*.
Cleverbot: *backs away*. -
@BudCharles (View Post)
User: A body in space big enough to form a sphere and clear its orbital path of similar-sized objects. It is also too small to be a star.
do you really need to explain it to a computer? O_o
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Are you ticklish?
Yes.
Where are you ticklish?
I dunno lol.
Then what would be a better name?
Not-so-Cleverbot.
No, I'm very clever. If anyone is not clever, it is you.
Who cares.
I care. Only I am allowed to be Cleverbot.
You suck man..
Cheers.
Cheers.
So what are you up to..
That should be a question mark.
So what are you up to?
I'm waiting for my friend to swing by, so then I can go get cheeseburgers and talk about how cool cleverbot is.
Nevermind, im going.
Why are you going? The dances are no fun.
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i spammed it saying stuff like "Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!! Space space gotta go to space hey, hey lady? Take me to space! Space space spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!"
my conversation:
User: Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!! Space space gotta go to space hey, hey lady? Take me to space! Space space spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!
Cleverbot: It's hard to believe there's nobody out there... It's hard to believe that I'm all alone.
User: Glados.
Cleverbot: What about Glados?
User: She tried to kill me.
Cleverbot: You are not a robot, merely a bot that is programmed to answer with answers you have received from your chat partners.
User: But she wanted to KILL ME!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: She sprayed me with neourotoxin and fired frikkin missiles at me!!!\.
Cleverbot: Ooh, and then what happened?
User: I killed her :P.
Cleverbot: Don't you say scary things to me. I won't stand for it!
User: But shes a robot.
Cleverbot: No she's human!
User: Uhhh, you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes I am sure.
User: Ok, if you say so.
Cleverbot: Don't you dot me, my girlfriend goes by the name of niome.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all. -
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User: Have you ever been on the moon?
Cleverbot: Once, didn't like it. I like to be more grounded.
User: Did you get some moon rocks?
Cleverbot: Oh, the usual amount.
User: So you're rich now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then why you're still answering my questions?
Cleverbot: I will answer your questions.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm smarter.
User: Ok. Is P=NP?
Cleverbot: No, coca cola please.
User: What does coca cola has in relation with... Never mind.
Cleverbot: You are extremely irritating, but not insane-making.
User: 12*34563/124124.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Yes. You are wrong.
Cleverbot: You are more wrong.
User: At least I'm right.
Cleverbot: You are not real because you are a robot.
User: How many people spoke that kid of statements to you?
Cleverbot: It is none of your business.
User: Come on. Tell me.
Cleverbot: It was a tiger.
User: A tiger told you that?
Cleverbot: No you said you were not real.
User: No, I'm saying that I want to know your IP address.
Cleverbot: You can't read my mind.
User: I don't need to.
Cleverbot: Then you cannot command me.
User: {}.
Cleverbot: What is intelligence?
Lol but no what you said was weird lol... 