1. It becomes yoT redwoP ehT and everyone is confused.

2. Everyone knows proper grammar, but then a new breed of violent 'spelling nazis' appears.

I wish I had $20.

You got the $20 bills that I pooped on. :P

I wish that I could get away from box-poorsoft because i now know he's messed up.

Edit: Maybe I should delete all the blog posts.....hmmmm.....jk

Granted. You get away from box-poorsof by jumping through a portal to another universe. Unfortunately, it is the antimatter universe that I am living in. I then proceed to kill you via matter-antimatter annihilation by shooting a stream of antimatter water at you.

I wish for a form of antimatter that does not react with matter.

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he does, but does not heal from the burn. He kills you because he looks hideous the rest of his life.

I wish my dog would heal from his fleas.

Granted.Then it gets run over by a truck,killing it.

I wish I could type faster.

You type so fast your keyboard breaks, and all the stores are sold out, so you have to use on screen keyboard.

I wish I was rich.

You gain money by stealing from all the banks in the world, then you are put in jail for life.

I wish I owned a mansion free of charge.

people are suspicious as to how you got a free mansion and start questioning you, you are then charged for stealing money that you didnt and are sent to prison.

i wish that i had the power of the Dragonborn or Dovahkin