Jokes anyone?
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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@bowserinator (View Post)
please post a joke every time you post.
There are two guys in a bar and one orders, "I would like some H2O". The guy next to him says "Oh, I would like some H2O too!" That person died that night.
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Do you know why I hate kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally.
Edited once by bowserinator. Last: 12th Nov 2014 -
Two scientists walk into a bar. One of them says to the bartender, "I'll have the H20." The bartender laughs, and brings him a glass of water. The other scientist says, "I'll have the H20, too!"
Suddenly, the first scientist's head explodes in a shower of blood. The other looks up to the roof of a nearby building, where the barrel of a sniper rifle can be seen, and gives a hand signal. "Thank god that's over," he mutters to himself.
Headlines the next morning will likely read, "Scientists' Rivalry Ends in Blood," and most people will not be bothered at all - these men no longer had any good relations, their only meaningful connection being one of mutual hatred, and constant sabotage. No matter how brilliant they were, they had both cost the scientific community great discoveries. Now, it was over.
Sorry, I'm not very good at jokes.Edited once by FeynmanLogomaker. Last: 12th Nov 2014 -
Yeah. The teacher said whoever answers this question first gets to go first. *Kid throws backpack
Hey who threw that? Kid: I did! I get to go first!
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@FeynmanLogomaker (View Post)
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Why did the monkey fall off the tree?
It died.
Why did a second monkey fall off the tree?
It was tied to the first one.
Why did a third monkey fall off the tree?
Peer pressure.
Why did the squirrel fall off the tree?
It was impersonating a monkey.
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lol I love that one!
Helium walks into a bar. The waiter says they don't serve noble gases. Helium does't react
Rubidium walks into a bar. The waiter says they don't serve akali metals. Rubidium reacts aggressively
