Corning, New York, 3 portals left, 10 paces to the right, when you reach a wolf ask where the pie is. Then he'll lead you to a floor tile, which will require you to solve a 1975 X 10 to the 50th power puzzle. It'll unlock and go 2 millimeters forward. Hand the person a pie and wait until an interdenominational portal forms. Take the spaceship and steer through the jovian planets, pass the Intergalactic House of Sausages, to the right. Count to three and press the big red button. Think of happy thoughts and when you land your on planet 39H39ND93. Enough clues?