Text Adventure 3
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You remember that you always carry a trusty box of your favorite morning cereal: Kommander Krunchtastic. Inside every box is a prize. It appears the only other things you have though are a plastic bowl, a carton of milk, and a large plastic spoon. (Not too large)
>open box, pour cereal and milk into bowl, and start eating to get to the prize.
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It turns out the prize is a handgun.
> hold up the man who stole your car, demand it back.
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DISREGARD AGAIN
Edited once by lefouduroi. Last: 20th Feb 2014 -
To your astonishment, the man turns around, and you find his face is heavily lacerated and emaciated. This makes you gag for a second, which is enough time for him to smack the gun your of your hand. You are clearly dealing with a professional. You can tell this by his movements, and the fact that he is wearing a trenchcoat.
He swings at you, and you only have a few tiny instances of time before his large fist contacts your face.
>attempt to evade blow
lefous a bit late lol. Mines the valid one!
Edited 3 times by KydonShadow. Last: 20th Feb 2014 -
You roll a 0 and critical fail. The man punches your face so hard you pass out. You wake, and luckily, the so called 'professional' couldn't be bothered to pick up the gun that is now lying by your face. You pick the gun up. You get up.
> I took the professional, and threw him on the ground!
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you realize you just made a reference to something... Desolate Isle or something like that, but then remember that you are also holding a gun. You point it at the sprawled mans head,
>you decide to interrogate him.
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The criminal decides to take a cyanide pill he had been hiding inside his cheek and is now dead. The police arrive and see the dead body and suspect you killed him.
>Explain what happened
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One of the cops recognizes you as the guy who created the soap show.
"I love that show!"
He forgets you killed the man. He is also rubbing your foot with a bar of soap while saying vaguely sexual innuendoes...
> back away.
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You back into another large muscular cop who is also a fan of your show. He proceeds to rub you feet with soap as well. Things are getting very awkward here...
>save yourself
