Sorry, but I is not a valid command.
>^C
You throw the apple at the goblin. Suddenly you are attacked from behind by a floating knife and you wake tied to a table with objects inside of you.
>shit myself
A troll walks into the room, "Oh god the students are bowing at him, this is unreal. Someone get the principal in here!"
> sic troll with goblins
You forgot to issue a command for the next person, as such, it shall be considered null and void and be ignored.
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You try to close the door, but the troll king and his crew break through the door before you have a chance to stop them.
Oh crap, it's the troll-mother.
"You are in so much trouble, mister!"
> run like hell