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  • NopeNopington
    16th Sep 2013 Member 1 Permalink

    Sorry, but I is not a valid command.

     

    >^C

  • triclops200
    16th Sep 2013 Former Staff 1 Permalink

    @tenq (View Post)

     You look at the apple. Nice and red.

     

    >throw apple at goblin

  • NopeNopington
    16th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    You throw the apple at the goblin. Suddenly you are attacked from behind by a floating knife and you wake tied to a table with objects inside of you.

     

    >shit myself

  • wolfy1339
    16th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    Invalid Command! Please install lepython_shit2.9.9 to use command.

    You somehow begin to evolve in a super strong mystical creature and break free from the table.

    The goblins are  scared of you and bow down to you as their master

    >gobblin master

  • MiningMarsh
    16th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    A troll walks into the room, "Oh god the students are bowing at him, this is unreal. Someone get the principal in here!"

     

    > sic troll with goblins

  • boxmein
    16th Sep 2013 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    The troll is easily distracted by the elusive goblins and charges at them. The goblins don't flinch and attack en masse. A fierce battle breaks loose as a swarm of goblins attacks the troll and drops him over.

    "Kids, what are you----"

    You can hear the Troll King's sharp footsteps approaching the classroom.

    > l door
  • tenq
    16th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    It is a door. What did you expect?

     

    > Close door.

  • Oats
    16th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    You close the door, but it bursts open anyway. 

    The troll king try's to enter, but the goblins hold him down.

    In an act of herocy, you draw your Vorpal sword (shattered mop) an impale the attacker.

  • MiningMarsh
    16th Sep 2013 Member 2 Permalink

    @Oats (View Post)

     

    You forgot to issue a command for the next person, as such, it shall be considered null and void and be ignored.

     

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    You try to close the door, but the troll king and his crew break through the door before you have a chance to stop them.

     

    Oh crap, it's the troll-mother.

    "You are in so much trouble, mister!"

     

    > run like hell

    Edited 2 times by MiningMarsh. Last: 16th Sep 2013
  • tenq
    16th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    An action movie soundtrack seems to blare out from everywhere as you kick through the window into the courtyard.

    The Sun beats down upon you, even through the thicket of metal trees.

     

    > Climb up a tree.

    Edited once by tenq. Last: 16th Sep 2013
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