@R3APER (View Post)

 of course he knows... soviet Russia knows everything

 

*becomes insanely suspicious of mniip and his "comrades"* :P

 

@PacBrad (View Post)

 NO, oh god, please...no..no, no, no!

I never knew Catelite lived in California. Does that mean she is a Hipster? Haha I just had to say that.

@R3APER (View Post)

I have the strange feeling that this thread is going to boil down to puns and jokes...

@nmd (View Post)
Oh man I'm already on it.

"A man walked into a chimney store and asked, how much for this one? The store owner replied, its on the house!"

There was this one guy who was connecting to my internet, slowing it down. I went over to his house and yelled "Get off my lan!!!!"

 

Do you know what a will is? (its a dead giveaway)

The price of bread dropped resently. The world for some reason developed a sudden hatered of packed bread.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Lol