found a banana. omnomnomnomnomnom

>build a house. (find logs first)

The house is built. It has a good amount of furniture; a great one story house for one person.

 

>Dig a mine

the house collapses in top of you.

>shield yourself with a shield

unfortunately you were never the brightest kid,so you tried to contort your body into the shape of a shield.

 

>deal with broken spine

lE world
at least it won't hurt...

>Check Inventory

Wszystko, co musisz teraz jest laptop z smazone glownej.

> Idz do BestBuy aby to naprawic.

 

(polish is fun!)

 

You ignore the polish.

 

> Ask KyodonShadow to talk english.

You got a translator to your party instead. He said, "Kydon(Shadow) said:

All you need now is a laptop with a fried motherboard.

> Go to BestBuy to fix this.

Well, should we go now?"

 

>t <A BestBuy personnel> <Where can I find some motherboards?>

He says they're on Aisle ∞ because they are.

>Enquire on where Aisle ∞ is.

You try to inquire, but before you can ask, he takes you to the back of the store and into a secret room. This secret is titled "? and beyond".

>continue the story.