@h4zardz1 (View Post)

 I would use a nuke on your puny warehouse then pry open the mricowave then plant nuke for you come back. and all the time wearing powerarmor from fallout3. the end

I smash the wall apart with an army of people in orange military suits wielding crowbars.

I hide the popcorn inside an underground natural gas formation.

I use a DMND drill and in my DMND suit I go down and get the popcorn. I then put the popcorn in an everything proof (including teleportation) Diamond Safe, which is then thrown into the sun.

However, I manage to bypass the diamond safe's walls with a black hole, since its singularity can pass between the carbon atoms in the walls. I then wait a long time for the black hole to evaporate, while collecting the particles being emitted to reconstruct the popcorn. I then place the popcorn in a bunker on a ruined planet at the end of the universe.

I fly my ship to the planet and blow open the bunker with a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. I fly back to Earth and speed off in a Humvee.

I catch up to the Humvee in an Apache Gunship, and completely shear off the front half of the Humvee. I then recover the popcorn easily. I then give it to Gabe Newell, and tell him to "Hide it as well as Half-Life 3)

I find Gabe Newell's bunker, where I then launch a 50 kiloton nuclear weapon. After the explosion and fallout end, I enter the area where I retrieve the popcorn out from under a heavily burned object, which upon closer inspection turns out to be the only copy of Half-Life 3 on Earth. Finally, I place the popcorn within an extremely strong diamond-coated tungsten carbide safe, which I then bury somewhere in Antarctica.

G A B E N

GABEN(@valvesoftware.com)

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