Granted. It dies.
I wish I wouldn't laugh whenever I see that we're on page 169.
Granted. They say the kitten gets stolen instead.
I wish I won't need to smoke 7.2 pounds of crack everytime I want to write.
I'm sorry, please try again later.
I wish I could wish upon a wish, without wishing a wish to a wish.
The wishing well has a portal at the bottom that teleports the money to me, so you don't get any wishes.
I wish I wasn't as evil.