Granted. It dies.

I wish I wouldn't laugh whenever I see that we're on page 169.

Granted. They say the kitten gets stolen instead.

I wish I won't need to smoke 7.2 pounds of crack everytime I want to write.

I'm sorry, please try again later.

I wish I could wish upon a wish, without wishing a wish to a wish.

The wishing well has a portal at the bottom that teleports the money to me, so you don't get any wishes.

I wish I wasn't as evil.

Granted Beluga Whales don't exist anymore, causing whatever comes from them turn into some other product.

I wish for a NORMAL Nintendo 3DS.