Granted, you are so entergetic you die of a heart attack.
I wish for infinite wealth.
Granted. The entire universe collapses into a singularity due it being filled completely with money.
I wish for a cubic meter of pure helium-3 in a sealed indestructible container.
You can't get to it since it's inside an indestructable container so it's useless.
I wish for more people to post
Granted, the tread gets overrun by posters and the Moderators are forced to lock it...
I wish that nobody will ever lock this thread.
The world enters another "Snowball Earth" event, resulting in you being buried under hundreds of meters of ice for the next several million years.
I wish that Minecraft did not lag so much.