Granted. The fact there is no violence leads everyone to murder anyone that is even slightly rude to anybody.

I wish Elite: Dangerous let me dock in multiplayer.

Granted, the developers decide to make it paid DLC that costs 69.000 $.

 

I wih I hd beetr kebord.

 Granted. Your keyboard now only allows contemporary vocabulary, and the chances of a word being accepted as contemporary is astronomical.

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I wish it would rain rain.

Granted, but it rains for 5 seconds (I'm wondering how it's going to look like).

 

I wish that I can control time.

Granted, but you spend so much time controling time you forget about yourself and disapear into the endless abyss of the space-time continum, or some other scientific crap.

 

I wish I could yell at the top of my lungs "I LOVE PEN15" without the entire population of the world laughing at me. Seriously, what's to wrong in loving a 15 centimeter pen?

You scream at the top of your lungs "I LOVE PEN15" and no-one laughes at you

 

 

 

 I wish for a peice of plastic (What do I do with my life?)

Granted. That piece of plastic was so sharp you accidentaly slit your throat.

 

I wish for choclate.

As soon as you finish making the wish, the ground under you splits open, causing you to fall into a cavern filled with very hot liquid chocolate at 100 degrees Celsius, resulting in a literal death by chocolate.

 

I wish for a cold piece of chocolate, but not so cold that it causes frostbite when touched or eaten.

Cold unfortauntly is relative (Damn why can't I spell?) so you burn up and die.

 

The next user is a grammer nazi who is being destroyed by the allied forces

Wrong thread, mate.

 

I wish for the most amazing horse in the land.