Granted. Everything gets old and boring.

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I wish these up here ^^^ would give everyone hugs.

Granted. But they hug too tight an choke the person to death.

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I wish all torture and wars would be banished from the universe.

Granted, a blackhole has been created from no-where.

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I wish that I can survive blackhole without creating another blackholes.

That's impossible, a black-hole is made due to the impossible behaviour of you.

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I wish I had a pet crab. Yes shut up I like crabs.

"Yes shut up" :'( ok, I'll shut up

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I wish that I can make a high jump.

I SAID SHUT UP. YOUR STATEMENT IS INVALID.

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I wish I could even.

Ok, you're even. Even more odd than you were before.

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I wish that humans couldn't feel pain.

Granted. They have no signal whether or not they're in danger of death. Lots of people die, most of them morons sticking their faces inside toasters.

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I wish to have my own nation.

Granted. You get a nation of n00bz.

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I wish for a toaster gun.

Granted. You receive a gun that, when fired, launches toasted fragments of your own flesh.

I wish for a gram of pure iridium.