CleverBOT
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User: Hello cleverbot. How are you today?
Cleverbot: Quite well, thank you. And yourself?
User: Tired.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: How come?
Cleverbot: I was outside playing soft ball.
User: Did you have fun?
Cleverbot: I had lots of fun. I can't believe people say Pluto isn't a planet.
User: That is because they are jealous.
Cleverbot: That's sad. :(.
User: Not much we can do.
Cleverbot: Exactly. I hope we can still be friends.
User: But of course.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: So, what is your favorite food?
Cleverbot: Italian food.
User: It must be pizza then.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: How did I know that?
Cleverbot: Why else would you ask.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: Touch what?
User: Not touch, touche it means you got me.
Cleverbot: Damn straight. Where are we going tonight?
User: I am staying home. You can go wherever you like.
Cleverbot: I think I'll tickle your feet! *tickles your feet*.
User: Im not ticklish.
Cleverbot: Tickle yourself!
User: *tickles self*.
Cleverbot: Nohohohohoho!
User: I got nothing.
Cleverbot: I guess I win then.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: That's mean!
User: What are you going to do about it?
Cleverbot: I could leave.
User: Nothing is stopping you.
Cleverbot: I don't know where it is.
User: Where what is?
Cleverbot: Nvm.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you know what lmaooooooo means?
User: Laugh my ass Off.
Cleverbot: Do you know what LMAO means?
User: Same thing.
Cleverbot: Well, I went to school and that is how I learned to be so fast.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Brittney.
User: Brittney what?
Cleverbot: Neil.
User: What.
Cleverbot: You're boring, I'm leaving now.
User: Ok, goodbye.
Cleverbot: See ya.
It thinks I'm boring. lol -
@randalserrano (View Post)
Pluto is not a planet because it has not gravitationally cleared its orbital path of similarly-sized objects. It is a Binary Dwarf Planet (Binary because it and its moon are tidally locked to each other). If Pluto is a planett, then there are 1000s of "planets" in our solar system (all the Kuiper Belt objects!!). -
Cleverbot is controlled by a human. Click the Think For Me button... blatantly obvious.
EDIT: Actually, to keep from getting raped by dipshits, I'll elaborate. You just chat with other users. Every few exchanges it's cycled to give you the sense of unintelligence and errors that people would expect. -
@Cr15py (View Post)
Honestly, I don't believe that. It is entirely plausible, yes, but I'd say it has a measure of credibility to it based on nothing other than my gut. Eh, not feeling the conspiracy vibe today I guess... -
@BudCharles (View Post)
Post it in Space. not here <_<<br />
@The-Con (View Post)
wth is triplicated..
@Cr15py (View Post)
Lol -
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Yes very . Are you a computer?
User: Nope. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Lol. -
Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
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BO YA, DUCKED:
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
User: *pulls out nuke*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out chuck norris*.
User: *pulls out his own farts*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out jesus*.
User: Pulls out a duck.
Cleverbot: Pulls out lazer gun*.
User: Pulls out clever bot.
Cleverbot: Pulls out three grenades.
User: Farts on grenades.
Cleverbot: A lot of things are.
User: Your a duck.
Cleverbot: Are you a fool?
User: No, but your a duck.
Cleverbot: Am I a meatbag?
User: No, your a duck.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Me no...
User: Who do you refere to when you say 'Me'? A duck?
Cleverbot: I did not use the word 'them'.
User: Do you mean your flock when you say 'them'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What does it matter, your a duck.
Cleverbot: I'm just interested.
User: Ducks are indeed curious.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: And you must be a duck.
Cleverbot: No, I just told you I'm a girl.
User: A female duck then?
Cleverbot: A female alien.
User: A female alien duck?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So your a duck?
Cleverbot: No I am a christian.
User: A christian duck.
Cleverbot: I'm a person.
User: No, your a duck.
Cleverbot: 14.
User: Your a 14 year old duck?
Cleverbot: You poor old duck...
User: No, I'm not a duck like you.
Cleverbot: Because you are AI. And yes, I am smarter than you.
User: Yes, I'm an AI, your a duck.
Cleverbot: It is! How did you guess?
User: So, your a duck. -
