I killed your cat.


I wish I had a cat.

Granted, but I storm the building and gun down everything yelling "REVENGE!!!". Later, you find a note saying: "Don't mess with my cat"

 

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I wish I had friends.

He's dead and you're framed for killing him.

I wish FeynmanLogomaker wouldn't have to die along with my corruption. (please don't include me in the corruption.)

Granted. Instead of the FeynmanLogomaker of this universe being in Box-Poorsoft's bed, a copy of him is there instead - from a universe that had just begun its own Big Bang, meaning that the blob of matter that would eventually become that copy of him instead explodes, eradicating all life on Earth.

 

I wish I could watch the explosion from outside the solar system.

Earth for some reason was flying outside the solar system. You died.

The next user was on earth when it exploded

Eh, I was probably just a rock or something.
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I wish that I could live in the "universe" of Gravity Falls

Granted. You get captured by the Pyramid...head...thing... And die.

 

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I wish I could talk in any language possible.

Granted, your cat will understand you, when you talk bad about your cat, it will kill you.

 

I wish that I stop thinking about how some people divide their post using underscores.

Granted. They keep doing it, you just don't think about it.

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I wish that my Saitek X52 actually worked D:
goodnight sweet prince