Granted. I don't download your mod :P

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I wish my friends responded on Gmail faster.

Granted, but they respond so fast you can't keep up and fall behind. Now they hate you.

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I wish I could say 'Scat, Skittle, Gobobble" without getting hit with a bottle.

Another 10 points to the one who gets the reference.

Granted, that doesn't make you a VIP.

I wish that people stop using underscore _____________ and make an empty line instead.

Granted.

I

Seperate

Every

Word

With

An

Empty

Line.

I wish I can bleh.

You bleh but then you die so you don't bleh.

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I wish I could bring Islamophobia to an end.

Granted, but now the Illuminati take control of the world, because nobody blames terrorist attacks on musulims and they cannot hide the fact that they caused every terroristic act across the entirety of history.

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I wish I could corrupt a wish without turning it into a dark-humor joke. In fact, I wish I could do ANYTHING without turning it into a very dark-homor joke.

I need help guys...

Granted, now you turn everything to the world of cookies, rainbows and unicorns and that makes you unable to corrupt any wish.

I wish that people stop using underscore ___________ and use and empty line instead only between the "answer for the person's wish" and "your wish"....I don't know how to describe that, but you still understand what I meant (that's my final attempt, I wont do it again :P)

Granted.

NO THIS SUCKS I WANT TO BE BACK AS I WAS PREVIOUSLY.

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I wish I had better wifi.

Granted. Your neighbour uses it.

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I wish my cat wouldn't scratch me when I try to pet her.