Granted. The "smarter" (no offense) Americans tell the dumber Americans the news.

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I wish marshmallows.

Wish error: Sentence fragment!

I wish Voyager15 knew how to grammer. (Yes, I spelled it incorrectly on purpose.)

iz meh gremiring curekt vry wel me am

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I wish I can eat logic.

You eat it, it's disgusting because you hate logic, you die.

 

I wish that I can play youtube videos in 720p or higher without buffering.

Granted, but it's only able to run on internet explorer.

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I wish I was the best student in my class. (paradox, because I already am, but whateva.)

Granted, everyone is jealous and they hate you.

 

I wish that people stop dividing their post using the underscore _______________________________

Granted.

Now you don't know if this is the wish.

This one?

Maybe this?

Noone will ever know!

I wish I was able to understand why the meaning of life is 42.

No it's not it's 64.

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I wish Nalanism made sense, which it probably does in some way. READ BIO.

Granted. All the vets get angry, storm your house, and cook you for dinner.

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I wish TheVoyger1234 would stop experimenting with those dangerous potions of his [Read Bio]

Granted. He now has no purpose in life.


I wish more people would read my bio [Read Bio]