Granted. All of your computer's components are separated by a light year, thus you have a lot more space.

 

I wish that my computer's CPU did not heat up to 100 C when I am using it.

The CPU doesn't heat up to 100 C because not enough electricity is going through it and your computer stops working.

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I wish I got more comments on my saves :(

Granted. They all hate on your saves.

I wish that this site was still vulnerable

It is, but only by moderators.

I wish for something awesome.

Granted. You get an awesome nuke and it explodes in your face.

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I wish for an army of noobs.

Because they're noobs, they all rebel and kill themselves and then you have no army left.

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I wish I could meet with Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla and Dimitri Mendeleev.

The amount of combined knowledge in their minds leads to them becoming a science singularity, engulfing you.

I wish that the Hammer editor was easier to set up.

Granted, but you are no longer able to set it up.

I wish It was possible for me to be perfect.

Granted, it is possibe, but you're probably never going to achieve it.

 

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted. You get a computer with super-high specs that only supports DOS as the OS.

I wish for the next user to get ebola.