Granted. You die a horribly painful death by falling into a pool of concentrated sodium hydroxide.

 

I wish for some plutonium-244, the safest and most stable form of plutonium with an 80 million year half-life. No, it is not fissile, and it decays by alpha emission.

Granted. you really really love plutonium-244 which will makes you forget that you are hungry and starve to death.

 

I wish that the next user is going to write his post not-reversed (that means you will have to write your whole post reversed to corrupt my wish :P)

...desrever flah tsrif eht etirw yehT .detnarG
...and the second half not.

I wish that I wasn't ill ;_;

You're not ill, you're dead.

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I wish I could learn how to use FL Studio in a day.

 

Edit: Wow feynman, I didn't see that one coming.

Granted. You now know how to use FeynmanLogomaker Studio - you can finally create high-quality alternate accounts.

 

I wish my christmas tree didn't smell like sewage.

Granted. It smells worst now and falls onto you.

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I wish it would snow lightly where I live.

Imagine the bazooka doing this.

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I wish I didn't have to do finals.

You just fail them all by default.

I wish that it was easier to mount content onto a SteamCMD server without having to mess with important files that I really don't want to break.

You spray water vapour all over your computer :) (I know what steam is, don't lecture me).

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I wish I had a lot more space on my computer so I could get games like World Of Tanks and Team Fortress 2 but not enough to break it in anyway.