When the shotguns hit the ground, some fire, causing chaos around you. You are eventually shot by one.

I wish to obtain a plane ticket to somewhere.

You obtain a plane ticket to the sun. Congrads, you now have a useless suicide pass.

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I wish for it to rain bombs.

They're cheap smoke bombs. All that gets affected is a bit of smoke for an hour or so.

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I wish i wouldn't procrastinate on things as much.

You get too aware of everything and eventually you become mentally ill and die. It's impossible not to procrastinate.

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I wish I had a pet pigeon that always followed me around, was bullet proof and shot lasers at anybody who is excesively annoying and no, it is not medieval times and I don't get accused of witchcraft. It also has a very long life expectancy and is very healthy and immune to all diseases.

Um...i teleport it to the event horizon of a black hole.

 

I wish for a cute little kitten that never aged but still got smarter, was my everlasting compainion that would NEVER turn on me, was immortal, could make me immortal, and shoot laserbeams at who ever i wish.

it becomes so smart, it achieves nirvana and gets taken away by another immortal cat.

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I wish I could come up with better corruptions.

You do...then everyone comes to your house and kills you because of how evil they are. Also WHY MY CUTE LITTLE KITTEN D:<

 

I wish for the kitten i had before but without nirvana >:(

You receive the kitten, but you never get a chance to do anything with it, as a large asteroid crashes where you are, instantly vaporizing both you and the kitten and carving out a 100 kilometer wide crater.

 

I wish that Project Orion was actually built. (The original nuke-powered spacecraft, not the more recent spacecraft with the same name.)

The spacecraft sucessfully launched, but then crashed into your home.

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I wish scripting was easier to understand.

it does, but then the whole internet becomes easier to understand and everybody knows how to hack and then they hack the world and everybody hates you.

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I wish football stopped being as brain-washing and annoying and it doesn't make people say ridiculous things like football is my life and that IT WAS ONLY A SPORT, NOT A WAY OF LIFE. Imagine me saying Pac-man is my life!