I'll make a wish!

I wish he would make a wish.

He wishes but he's banned and the show post button was removed.

 

I wish for a shotgun?

Granted. I give you a paper shotgun.

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I wish for a normal shotgun, and no I won't shoot myself.

You get a normal shotgun by having it being shot at you by another person then thrown to you.

 

I wish for a real shotgun teleported to me.

Granted. The shotgun was teleported into your face, fusing the shotgun and your body together.

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I wish for a T-28 Soviet tank.

You get your tank...but it's stolen and multiple Russian soliders shoot you in the face...with shotguns.

 

I wish for a shotgun to be teleported to me...BUT NOT IN MY FACE!

OK then....it teleports into your intestines. Happy now? :P

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I wish it would rain more where I live (california)

It rains so much that it floods and angry farmers with shotguns storm your house.

I wish it would snow where I live. (just a little bit.)

All the snow centers in onto a few areas and piles up on the doors of your house.

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I wish it was raining shotguns.