Why did you go in front of the cloning device cloning aliens?! Luckily, guns are not cloned, so one just punches you and you are knocked out.


>Wake up in a cell.

Belugawhale, did you ignore my post?

Why did you punch your cell, (that's what the Americans call it isn't it) now you can't phone for help.
Besides, if you were punching the cell, why, it would hurt you.
>ask to see the British embassy, or be released.

while shooting the aliens he pondered why he was shooting aliens and he heard a familiar noise and realised he was dreaming

 

> wake up and slap the alarm clock in the hopes of making it shut-up and remembered when did he fell asleep

 

 

cj646464:

 

@Spock (View Post)

 Stay on topic and stop corrupting this game.

 

 

[ i think i de- corrupted it for now]

[YAY! for half reality]

[that ain't realistic enough]

[by the way try (ms paint adventures) it is kinda like this]

Find out that there is a cheesecake beside you. (Get it)

 

>eat cheesecake

The cheesecake had laxatives in it for some reasons, and you can feel it going right through you.

 

>Walks to the bathroom door.

@TPTROXRLYITSTRUE (View Post)
What gun?!



You walk INTO the bathroom door.


>Fall backwards.

he falls backward and do a backflip and strangely landed but first on the toilet seat

 

>do what you supposed to do