Shakespeare did a your mom insult in Titus Andronicus.

@TPTROXRLYITSTRUE (View Post)

 Seriously:

Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.

Every century on earth the daytime increases by 0.0018 seconds! Have fun with that humans!

@Lyra (View Post)

 Humans? So... You are not a human! Gasp! O.o

1. The hottest possible tempeture in the universe before the laws of pyshics break up is 14 million million degres kelvin (plank tempeture) and the coldest possible is -273.15 degrees celcius(0 degrees kelvin).

2. Diamond is flammable

3.A neutron is 1.001 x heavier than a proton, an electron is 1/1836 times lighter than a proton,

and a muon is 277.77 x heavier than a electron.

@bowserinator (View Post)

 Planck Temperature? Eh?

I am a human.

there is a insect which lives in the amazon that bites the tongue of a fish then attaches itself where the tongue is meant to be and steals all of the fishes food.