You make the first incorruptible wish. The thread gets ruined.

 

I wish to make a corruptible wish

You trip over the box, triggering the machine gun. And you happened to land in front of the machine gun.

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I wish for twenty cubed circles.

You receive the cubes, each one made of eight carbon atoms.

 

I wish for some frozen radon.

You die in a similar way to Dr. Curie.

 

I wish Timecube would be the normally accepted truth.

You get it, but you're not the only one that uses it....

I wish perverts could control themselves.

You get better, but this in turn causes you to get so bored of the game that you stop playing.

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I wish I had one of those drawing tablets. (you know, it hooks up to the computer and lets you draw.)