Granted. You trip over it and break your head.

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I wish I had the weapons poweful enough to battle Logic.

Granted. Unfortunately, you never get to use them, due to an exploding logic bomb.

 

I wish for a large quantity of iridium.

Granted. You trip over each and every single one of them one by one. Good luck getting to the end.

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I wish I was too stupid to die.

Your wish isn't granted, seeing as wood is not an element on the periodic table. "...a wood atom."

 

I wish wood was an element on ze periodic table.

Granted. When you land on the planet and you step out you begin tripping on every single one of them.

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I wish I had a block of stone.

 

Edit: Um...error 404?

... the ridiculousness of your replies and wishes is sucking the fun out of this...

 

Well, you don't have a method of travelling to that planet, so you can't do anything with them. Also, the planet's nitrogen, sulfur and oxygen rich atmosphere kills them all anyways.

 

I wish for better replies in this thread.

Granted. They are so good, in fact, that they become uncorruptable - they have been perfectly worded so as to be completely impossible to misinterpret. The thread is ruined.


I wish I was able to make uncorruptable wishes.