Granted. You understood c++ when the world ends.

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I wish I had the full version of the game KSP.

Granted. You receive a copy full of Deep Space Krakens, which make your ships constantly explode.

 

I wish my keyboard worked correctly again.

Granted. Your keyboard is now working fine, except you can't stop misspelling things.

 

 

I wish I could fly.

You get hit by a UFO while flying at extremely high altitudes

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I wish that homework was permanentaly banned forever with no regrets ever ever never ever never everrrrrrrrrrr

Home work is banned, you end up homeless without any money because you didn't have a good education.

 (EDIT: HELP)

I wish for time to skip 1 hour(don't ask me why?)

Granted. Time skips one hour, unfortunately you had a doctor apointment in that hour.

 

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I wish I  was a technopath.

Unfortunately, you also happen to emit EMP pulses when you use technopathic abilities, making your power useless.

I wish I had the power to control time (without myself, of course)

Logic is not amused. They take your powers and turn you into an apple for lunch.

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I wish for a better wish than the wish I'm wishing up right now with the only with I have since I only corrupted one wish.

Logic is not amused. They take your powers and turn you into an apple for lunch.


I wish that all the wishes I've wished on this thread actually came true (but, you know, uncorrupted)