You notice that the coins have a picture of a sword on one side and an eagle on the other. Intriguing.
>Wash hands
Stay on topic and stop corrupting this game.
You leave and look for a phonebook to call a coin dealer.
>You find one named Sirhan Blackovic.
>call his number
There is a house rapidly emitting flashes of green light. There is a portal in the door.
>go in portal
Portal breaks and can only be repaired with torches. You are stuck in a parallel universe where the aliens are being created by a cloning device
>go to in front of cloning device