What are you going to do with an art degree?

Art degrees are practically useless.

I wish I had good wifi

wish granted you get a speed of 99999999 gb/sec. FBI guys think you are an alien and kill you.

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i wish for invincibility with immortality and eternal youth and no pain.

Granted. Now you are forced to watch as everyone else grows old and dies, and the the universe slowly decays until all that is left is you, and a very diffuse sea of low energy photons, electrons, and positrons. During this time, you slowly cool down and freeze, leaving you alive, but unable to ever move again, and with nothing to see for eternity.

I wish that chlorine was not toxic.

Granted - chlorine is inert gas now and it is unable to participate in most chemical reacions which makes it not toxic. Your stomac now secretes gas instead of acid and you are unable to digest any meal. You continiously burp with inert chloine, and your food comes through you indigested with and awful smell of half-decay. In a few weeks most of animals die out of hunger along with the humans and of course with yourself. Mostly earth is covered with insects and other life that doesnt rely on chlorine compounds.

I wish to have a power to instantly paint anything in any color i desire.

The paint is permanant. you cant change the colour of your mum.

I wish that crocodile dundee was a real person.

Granted. He eats us all.

I wish my computer was repaired, so I could start playing TPT again.

Granted. However, it is also downgraded to Windows 98. Have fun.

I wish TPT would compile.

It compiles in a dead language

I wish I finished my mod

Your mod was finished, but a new TPT update broke it, making you have to rewrite the entire thing.

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I wish to invade the world with cottage cheese soldiers.

Granted, but they melted in the scorching heat later.

I wish for the knowledge to be able to program good executable files without encountering any bug, hacking, glitch, virus, error, CPU failure, seizure, monitor failure, explosion, illness, controversy, ban, chaos, or irradiation.