There are many paradoxial wishes here, therefore the universe ceases to exist, therefore those wishes are true and even more I just wished you never made that wish creating even more paradoxes, destroying the entire multiverse. Nice going Darthan!

I wish I could ban all the moderators and take over TPT >:D

Ok, you get your lion. He eats all the vegetables you have at home and, still hungry, it goes out hunting for more vegetables. As it is spotted by your neighbors, they call the authorities and they ask for the owner of the lion, and you are arrested for keeping an wild animal at home without the proper safety measures.

I wish for the power to move freely through the time, space, probability and all the other dimensions of the multiverse at any time without any expense of energy and without any limit of how much stuff I can carry with me.

Wish granted. You are now the force of gravity, which is theoretically capable of moving between universes.

I wish that TPT had better black holes.

What emirstarshyne what?

Wish granted. You achieve the universal common sense, but doing so, you notice the complete senselessness of life and decides to stop living.

Wish the ability of editing the soucecode of reality.

It's written in Brainfuck.

You give up. Life is clearly futile.

I wish I owned a working TARDIS.

You receive a working TARDIS, but you realize too late that it's full of vashta nerada, which immediately eats you alive, stripping you down to a bare skeleton within milliseconds.

I wish for a longer weekend.

The weekend is now 99999999999999999999999 years long, and since there is no school and a new universal law states people get payed on weekends the population becomes stupid due to lazy teachers and no school

I wish I had the ability to change anyone's profile pic