You wish The Cheesecake Factory upon itself and nothing happens.

I wish that the raid on the news HQ in MW1 was easier

It's easier, but you can't beat it.

I wish to never have to work.

Granted. Therefore you have no money.

 

I wish for solar panels on every roof in the world.

@Hopian (View Post)
Hah, I completed it minutes later.
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Granted, they disappear almost instantly after they appear.

I wish for a dish of pure, untainted bacon.
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Also, did that toy thread get buried? :D

It did

@CeeJayBee (View Post)

 Granted. The bacon is so pure that you immediatly dedicate your life to finding another dish of it (of which there is none) and die of starvation since you won't eat anything else.

 

I wish that computers worked instantaniously.

Granted. They work instantaneously but complete all operations so quickly you can never see the output.

I wish that I had infinite dishes of pure, untainted bacon.

@CeeJayBee (View Post)

 Granted. You eat and eat and eat until your stomach explodes and you die.

 

I wish I knew what toy thread you were talking about.

Granted, there was a thread called something and mods removed that thread "I have no idea why".

 

I wish that I was able to figure out WHY IS JAVA SCRIPT NOT WORKING IN A WEBSITE (not tpt, another one)

Granted. All you know about it is this.

I wish that we'd stop having a posting battle.

fite, fite 

 

I wish for liquid luck.