Okay, this thread is broken. I don't know how, but it is.
Let's start over completly from scratch, act like nothing has happened so far.
Whoever posts next gets to start the next adventure.
Please don't horribly break it again.
Also, spock, you're banned.
You wake up in a comfortable bed.
>look around
As your mom sets down the cereal and glass of milk, you notice a note on the refrigerator that says "Collect 5 gold coins." You find a gold coin in the cereal.
>fish the coin out of the cereal
? I posted!