@iamdumb (View Post)

 ??? It said: I wish That someone could understand this straight away.

granted. it melts in the sun

i wish that i could sit on santa's lap at this age without squashing him.

@PTuniverse (View Post)

 I wouldnt.

granted. You only have the weight of someone a day younger than you.

I wish I had a filter for my toxic farts which turned them into harmless CO2.

@ISproductions (View Post)

 I dunno...

You generate so much CO2 everyone dies due to global warming.

I wish global warming would stop.

global warming stops , earths starts to cool down , so much that it freezes. behold the begining of a new ice age!

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i wish for anguish.

The mods find this is your doing and perm-ban you.

I wish i could blow stuff up by free will

@iamdumb (View Post)

you lost control of it, and instead it controlled you, making you blow yourself up.

I wish for... DRUMROLL.... A... birthday cake.

You get one on your birthday in 2 years.

I wish Darthan would stop thinking about BMN.

kydon constantly sends messages to me and I go so mad I get cheat engine, hack into BMN and hack ownership, then kick EVERYONE.

I wish for a handgun. Simple as that.

@Darthan (View Post)

You wish you can hack into BMN, but cheat engine can't be used.
But hey, you get a water handgun!

I wish for poisonous cake.
Don't ask why.
The cake is totally not for jacob1.