??? It said: I wish That someone could understand this straight away.
granted. it melts in the sun
i wish that i could sit on santa's lap at this age without squashing him.
I wouldnt.
granted. You only have the weight of someone a day younger than you.
I wish I had a filter for my toxic farts which turned them into harmless CO2.
I dunno...
You generate so much CO2 everyone dies due to global warming.
I wish global warming would stop.
you lost control of it, and instead it controlled you, making you blow yourself up.
I wish for... DRUMROLL.... A... birthday cake.
You wish you can hack into BMN, but cheat engine can't be used.
But hey, you get a water handgun!
I wish for poisonous cake.
Don't ask why.
The cake is totally not for jacob1.