The goblin soldiers ask you what the hell a "france" is.
> Wonder what a france is.
You pull out your Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and find the France article.
> Read, "France is the birth place of the Heart of Gold and, by implication, the Improbability Drive..."
you then wake up chained to a wall, next to you there is a rusty Sword with +1 Damage.
>attempt to cut chains.
Notices vorpal sword on back, draws and cuts chains .(they're iron) The trains stop regrowing. "AHHH!!!! The animal is off his chains!!!!"
>l at animal trainer dude
The lion was mearly licking off the days meal.
>tame lion
the lion promptly begins to attack you.
>inventory
"HMMMM.....a partly digested beef shank will work. WEWSH!" Lion:YUM!
>Draw vorpal sword again and slash at CHAINS