@Aloysius1234 (View Post)
I slip on my keyboard, accidentally putting Capslock on.

yOU BECOME nOAH'S aRK, AND HAVE EVERY ANIMAL ON EARTH EXCRETE FAECES AND URINE INSIDE YOU FOR 3 MONTHS.

I wish that I didn't procrastinate as much.

You don't ever do anything and die.

 

I wish I had 99999999999 likes on everything I post

@bowserinator (View Post)
You get it, and then you get banned for suspicion of possible hacking into server or multiple account usage.

I wish for iPhone 11, with iOS 18.

granted but they had a venom inside them and it takes over your body.

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i wish that next user gets his wish corrupted as soon as he posts.

Granted. You break the wish chain. The game's police take you to Corrupter Jail and we continue, your wish being nullified.

 

I wish Nintendo didn't abuse their copyright.

Nintendo goes bankrupt and somehow causes a depression.

 

I wish for a potato chip that can't harm me in any way.

You can't be harmed by not being harmed, paradox. The universe explodes and implodes, creating another paradox. This results in infinte implosions/explosions, destroying the potato chip and you in order to not cause the multiverse to collapse.

 

I wish I owned every video game and they were all succesful in a good way

you save the world and everyone rushs to you taking photos of you with there phones. all the flashs of the camers blind you.

 

i wish you could do everything over the internet

Granted. A cyberbully's hand comes out of your monitor and pulls you into his house, where you are tortured.

 

I wish I could survive the attack (reference).