After you regenerated twice from nuclear tests, the SCP Foundation becomes aware of you, and they then lock you inside a massive tungsten vault buried two kilometers below ground for containment, along with an emergency EMP emitter to shut down the detonation sequence if you try to self-initiate.

I wish for an alloy of gold, platinum, and iridium.

You were a courrupted wish.

I wish I was a good wish. 

Granted. You got yourself.

I wish I have a nokia 3310.

Granted. Batteries wished separately.

I wish WiFi was invented a long time ago.

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 Granted. There was no internet to use the WiFi on.

I wish google read your mind and searched what you were looking for.

You use IE and it takes 9 eons for IE to process your search.

I wish ipads were invented 1000 years ago.

ipads were invented a thousand year ago. one man however got so obssesed that he stole one ipad and at that time it was more valuable than diamond , so he got executed. the man who got executed was your ancestor , therefore you were never born , never made that wish  , so you were born if you never made that wish , if you are born you made that wish . . . . . . . and so on (oh boy! i started a paradox , didn't i ?)

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i wish for the next user to go to hell whether he likes it or not , and not now when he dies naturally afer 40 , 50 or whatever years later.

That paradox is theoretically impossble

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox   Oh well it's a game thread.

Percy Jackson comes to vist the underworld (hell) in the book the lightning theif and I steal one of the pearl thingys and escape. Then I play wish courrpter and make an uncorupttable wish to make me immortal.

I wish that the FBI, CIA, MI6, MI5, AIM, HYDRA, SHEILD, SCORPIA and every orgionization, fictional or not would come crashing through the door of my evil teacher's door and arrest her for the most super several crime ever done since the beginning of mankind (This occurs in 2014)

Granted. Then you have to pay $100 to EACH of the member of the organization.

I wish I am arK.