You sleep for 23 hours and 59 minutes a day so you get up for 1 minute at noon.

 

I wish I would stop playing games early in the morning.

You stop playing , but your addiction causes you to kill people because you like action video games. You are sentenced to death.

 

 I wish I had a lot of energy.

However, since there is no nuclear war occuring, you spend several years sitting in a military warehouse in a dismantled state.

 

I wish for one gram of americium-243 sealed inside an indestructible leaded-glass box. Since americium-243 decays by emitting alpha particles, it cannot cause harm due to being inside a sealed leaded-glass box.

The box falls on you, cracking open your skull and the box. The amercium leaks out and kills you with radiation posioning.

 

I wish that 1 = 0.

Granted, but the enraged spirits of mathematicians come out of their graves and turn you into a zombie for destroying their work.

I wish to live in cybertron.

Granted, You teleported in the planet Cybertron but the gravity is too low and there is no oxygen to breathe that only robots can survive and live in the planet Cybertron.

 

 

I wish I'm a super saiyan..

Granted, but your self-launch system fails and you end up in space and you disintegrate in the earth's atmosphere

 

I wish that I stole TARDIS.