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Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • belugawhale     8th Jul 2015 Member 0 Permalink

    RNG hates me...

    Edit: that was a 4% chance too :'(

     

    <belugawhale> ./invhax
    <Crackbot> Total Money: $27,797,764,245 In Cash: $2,793,860,069 In Inventory: $25,003,904,176 | 7,824 iPads: $3,904,176 | 1 company: $25,000,000,000
    <belugawhale> ./use company
    <Crackbot> belugawhale: Your company goes bankrupt after a freak accident. (-1 company)
    <Eyess> rekt

    Edited once by belugawhale. Last: 9th Jul 2015
  • CeeJayBee     12th Jul 2015 Member 8 Permalink



    [18:46:09] <TehRobloxNewb> Crucify the operator!
    [18:49:07] * TehRobloxNewb pulls a gun out and shoots into @StewieGriffin's head, then crucifying him
    [18:50:13] <TehRobloxNewb> Unban me or I will shoot you in the head again!
    [18:51:02] <Switzerland> TehRobloxNewb: That is a real threat.
    [18:51:17] <Switzerland> I will procede to report such threat to freenode and the authority
    [18:51:21] <TehRobloxNewb> Not me, StewieGriffin!
    [18:51:29] <TehRobloxNewb> I was joking!
    [18:51:54] <Switzerland> TehRobloxNewb: Joking? That's not funny, you're not a comedian. You made a real threat under the context of being serious.
    [18:52:01] <TehRobloxNewb> I'm not!
    [18:52:07] <TehRobloxNewb> Kick switzerland!
    [18:52:41] <TehRobloxNewb> Really, I'm not serious!
    [18:53:14] <TehRobloxNewb> I'm just kidding!
    [18:53:39] <TehRobloxNewb> I'm sorry!
    [18:54:04] <TehRobloxNewb> All I did was to make the operator to unban me!
    [18:54:14] <Switzerland> TehRobloxNewb: They stop acting the like a fucking 5 year old. Make a threat again and it WILL result in serious implecations.
    [18:54:28] <Minotaur> inb4 I am 6 years oldd!!!
    [18:54:37] <Switzerland> Making viable threats is not funny nor is it ever. Saying you'll shoot someone is a serious offense.
    [18:54:50] <nucular> brb calling 911
    [18:54:55] <TehRobloxNewb> Don't report it. I promise!
    [18:54:58] * TehRobloxNewb has quit ()


    [18:56:09] <Minotaur> ohgod
    [18:56:25] <TehRobloxNewb> I wasn't meant to threaten a manager!
    [18:56:41] <TehRobloxNewb> I'm so deeply sorry, but now I'm scared!
    [18:57:07] <TehRobloxNewb> I wasn't meant to threathen an operator!
    [18:57:15] <Switzerland> TehRobloxNewb: Think before you say something.
    [18:57:27] <TehRobloxNewb> Okay.
    [18:57:44] <Minotaur> I have reported him already
    [18:57:59] <TehRobloxNewb> Who? Me?
    [18:58:04] <Minotaur> yeah you
    [18:58:13] <Minotaur> the party van's coming right to your place
    [18:58:15] <TehRobloxNewb> I'm deeply scared...............
    [18:58:24] <TehRobloxNewb> I'm not in america.
    [18:58:30] * TehRobloxNewb has quit (Client Quit)


    [18:58:43] <Switzerland> Minotaur: The 4chan party van?!

    [18:59:06] * TehRobloxNewb () has joined
    [18:59:08] <MiningMarsh> > 4chan party van
    [18:59:14] <TehRobloxNewb> I DON'T WANT TO BE ARRESTED!
    [18:59:35] <Eyes> WHERE'S YOUR CAPITAL LETTER
    [18:59:36] <TehRobloxNewb> I DON'T WANT TO BE ARRESTED!
    [18:59:45] <TehRobloxNewb> I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!
    [18:59:58] <Minotaur> nobody is too young for the party van ( ?° ??? ?°)
    [19:00:07] <TehRobloxNewb> LIES!
    [19:00:12] <TehRobloxNewb> I'M TOO YOUNG!
    [19:00:23] <Minotaur> minors can be arrested too
    [19:00:28] <Minotaur> especially in russia
    [19:00:32] <Lucozade> Yeah
    [19:00:36] <TehRobloxNewb> I DON'T WANT TO BE ARRESTED!
    [19:00:46] <Minotaur> why not
    [19:00:51] <Minotaur> if you don't drop the soap you'll be allright
    [19:00:59] <MiningMarsh> TehRobloxNewb: sounds like you need the whaaambulance
    [19:01:22] <TehRobloxNewb> Is the russian police after me?
    [19:01:24] <Eyes> yes
    [19:01:38] <TehRobloxNewb> Nope!
    [19:01:41] <Minotaur> TehRobloxNewb, they are
    [19:01:42] * TehRobloxNewb has quit (Client Quit)

    [19:01:58] <Switzerland> Watch in less than a minute
    [19:01:58] <Eyes> let's all shout
    [19:02:02] <Eyes> you're under arrest
    [19:02:05] <Minotaur> agreed


    [19:03:41] * Speznas_Stanisla () has joined
    [19:03:56] <Krishotvksi> if he comes back
    [19:04:04] <Krishotvksi> ?? ??????????!
    [19:04:13] <Vyacheslav> what does that mean
    [19:04:18] <Krishotvksi> which is google translate
    [19:04:21] <Krishotvksi> for 'you are under arrest'


    [19:05:32] * TehRobloxNewb () has joined
    [19:05:34] <Krishotvksi> ?? ??????????!
    [19:05:35] <SpeznasStanislav> ?? ??????????!
    [19:05:35] <Vyacheslav> ?? ??????????!
    [19:05:35] <Artyorlov> ?? ??????????!
    [19:05:37] <TehRobloxNewb> Forgive me!
    [19:05:46] <Vyacheslav> GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR
    [19:05:48] <TehRobloxNewb> You are stupid!
    [19:05:50] <Xenoth> ?? ??????????!
    [19:05:51] <Krishotvksi> DROP YOUR WEAPON
    [19:05:54] <Artyorlov> Cyka blyat!
    [19:05:58] <TehRobloxNewb> I don't have one!
    [19:05:58] <Vyacheslav> WE ARE COMING INSIDE
    [19:06:05] <Krishotvksi> IT'S THE THOUGHT POLICE
    [19:06:07] <TehRobloxNewb> You are trolls!
    [19:06:07] <SpeznasStanislav> ????????? ????????????? ? ???? ?????? ???????? ???
    [19:06:11] <Artyorlov> *van wheels screeching*
    [19:06:17] <TehRobloxNewb> TROLLS!
    [19:06:19] <TehRobloxNewb> TROLLS!
    [19:06:22] <TehRobloxNewb> TROLLS!
    [19:06:24] <SpeznasStanislav> ?? ?? ????? ???? ? ?????? ???? ????? ??????
    [19:06:30] * TehRobloxNewb has quit (Client Quit)

     

    Edited 6 times by CeeJayBee, Lockheedmartin. Last: 13th Jul 2015
  • boxmein     13th Jul 2015 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    @CeeJayBee (View Post)
    Huh? When did MiningMarsh come online D:

    Edited 2 times by boxmein. Last: 25th Jul 2015
  • boxmein     25th Jul 2015 Former Staff 2 Permalink
    (from http://qdb.boxmein.net/quote/21 )
    [20:42.23] <Lucozade> boxmein, since when is Ristovski autistic
    [20:42.24] <Lucozade> fuck
    [20:42.24] <Lucozade> FUCK
    [20:42.25] <Lucozade> ARTISTIC
    [20:42.28] <Lucozade> boxmein, oh god
    Edited once by boxmein. Last: 25th Jul 2015
  • CeeJayBee     25th Jul 2015 Member 1 Permalink
    pls no ban 4 necro

    * boxmein (~boxmein@unaffiliated/boxmein) has joined #powder
    * ChanServ gives voice to boxmein
    <Lucozade> boxmein, hi
    <boxmein> Lucozade: hi
    <boxmein> Lucozade: did i tell you the story of how a brave boxmein caught a 1mx1.5m window at 3am
    <Lucozade> boxmein, no
    <Lucozade> boxmein, do go on
    <boxmein> Lucozade: 'twas a night like any other in ol' estonia
    <boxmein> Lucozade: the trees were singing, the sky was dark and full of angst, the air was quiet
    <boxmein> Lucozade: lest, this story would not be without a change in the environment!
    <boxmein> Lucozade: for our protagonist here had removed the winter stuffings inbetween his two windows, filled there to protect him from the coldest darkest winds of the estonian winter
    <boxmein> Lucozade: [illustration on the next page] http://puu.sh/jce6v/a9cb30fef4.png
    <Lucozade> boxmein, nice
    <boxmein> Lucozade: congratulating his success, the protagonist went on with his life
    <boxmein> Lucozade: at the highest night, when the dark was darkest and witches moved about, a white cat which the protagonist recognized as his appeared behind the window!
    <boxmein> Lucozade: as usual, this was a signal prompting the protagonist to let in said furry feline
    <boxmein> Lucozade: the protagonist, wanting to surprise the cat, opened the window for it, but hark! so fell off the right side too!
    <boxmein> Lucozade: improperly and with haste, the protagonist caught the window midair and prevented it from shattering!
    <boxmein> Lucozade: the cat was seen again but hours later filled with obvious dread from a personal attack of such fortitude!
    <boxmein> Lucozade: nevertheless, protagonist grumbled on, securing the window and patching his wounds
    <boxmein> Lucozade: EOF

    --

    <boxmein> Lucozade: ah, I found a more eloquent translation for Ristovski of the events
    <boxmein> Lucozade: http://qdb.boxmein.net/quote/22
    <Lucozade> boxmein, lol
    Edited once by CeeJayBee. Last: 25th Jul 2015
  • sheepgames     25th Jul 2015 Member 0 Permalink
     
     
    Edited once by sheepgames. Last: 25th Nov 2015
  • CeeJayBee     26th Jul 2015 Member 4 Permalink
    we have the best site admin

    [13:30:28] <sheepgames> is the server down again?
    [13:30:35] <Ristovski> sheepgames, Ximon took a bribe
    [13:30:37] <Ristovski> and took it down, yes
    [13:32:38] <Ximon> You are correct
    [13:33:28] <Ximon> Because I forgot to pay bill, loooool

    --

    [13:39:23] <Ximon> Okay, site is fixed
    [13:39:26] <Ximon> Paid the bill, lol

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    [17:22:24] <boxmein> moo
    [17:22:26] <Fast-Driver> moo
    [17:22:27] <Switzerland> moo
    [17:22:28] <Lucozade> moo
    [17:22:29] <mniip> moo
    [17:22:43] <Ristovski> stfu :D
    [17:22:47] <mniip> fuck you
    [17:22:48] <Fast-Driver> Fuck you Ristovski
    [17:22:50] <Lucozade> fuck you Ristovski

    --

    [17:24:49] <Ristovski> m'elone
    [17:24:54] <Lucozade> m'niip
    [17:25:00] <mniip> m'oo
    [17:25:01] <Fast-Driver> m'niip
    [17:25:22] <Lucozade> m'stovski
    [17:25:24] <Fast-Driver> m'inecraft
    [17:25:29] <Lucozade> m'emes
    [17:25:38] <Ristovski> s'tfu
    [17:25:43] <Fast-Driver> c'atelite
    [17:25:44] <mniip> m'aybe
    [17:26:32] <Lucozade> m'agnetoplasmadynamic thruster

    --

    [17:32:31] <cracker64> every time you say moo you are 20% cooler
    [17:32:36] <Lucozade> moo
    [17:32:37] <RadioNeat> moo
    [17:32:39] <Fast-Driver> moo
    [17:32:39] <RadioNeat> wait
    [17:32:44] <jacob2> Mooo
    [17:32:44] <RadioNeat> I DIDN'T GET THAT
    [17:32:46] <RadioNeat> NOOooo
    [17:32:50] <Lucozade> *MOOooo
    [17:32:52] <cracker64> just google 20% cooler

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    [19:51:30] * cleverbot (*@gateway/web/freenode/ip.*) has joined #powder
    [20:01:13] <cleverbot> A bot walks into a bar.
    [20:01:53] <Lucozade> Does it?
    [20:01:58] <cleverbot> The bot then leaves the bar.
    [20:02:00] <Lucozade> Okay
    [20:02:14] * cleverbot has quit (Quit: Page closed)
    Edited 2 times by CeeJayBee. Last: 26th Jul 2015
  • CeeJayBee     28th Jul 2015 Member 3 Permalink
    [19:55:39] <potatorelay> <jacob614> i'm just used to being on fire
    [19:55:45] <potatorelay> <jacob614> it isn't really a big deal
  • belugawhale     31st Jul 2015 Member 0 Permalink

    [16:26:34]<belugawhale> ~aa testing "cif <ceq $nick belugawhale> <say You are awesome> <say You are not as awesome as belugawhale>"
    [16:26:34]<BelugaBot> belugawhale: The operation succeeded.
    [16:26:36]<belugawhale> ~testing
    [16:26:37]<BelugaBot> You are awesome
    [16:26:41]*** belugawhale has changed nick to belguawhale
    [16:26:44]<belguawhale> ~testing
    [16:26:45]<BelugaBot> You are awesome
    [16:26:53]<belguawhale> ~help testing
    [16:26:53]<BelugaBot> belguawhale: (testing <an alias, 0 arguments>) -- Alias for "quit $*".
    [16:27:05]<belguawhale> IOVOID
    [16:27:09]* iovoid was discovered
    [16:27:14]*** belguawhale has changed nick to belugawhale
    [16:27:31]<belugawhale> so close
    [16:27:59]<belugawhale> ~disappoint
    [16:27:59]<BelugaBot> ?_?
    [16:28:09]<belugawhale> ~help disappoint
    [16:28:10]<BelugaBot> belugawhale: (disappoint <an alias, 0 arguments>) -- Alias for "echo ?_?".
    [16:28:14]<belugawhale> ~aur disappoint
    [16:28:15]<BelugaBot> Unlocked alias; Removed alias.
    [16:28:26]<belugawhale> ~aa disappoint echo $nick: ?_?
    [16:28:27]<BelugaBot> belugawhale: The operation succeeded.
    [16:28:30]<belugawhale> ~alc disappoint
    [16:28:30]<BelugaBot> belugawhale: The operation succeeded.
    [16:28:33]<belugawhale> ~disappoint
    [16:28:36]*** BelugaBot has quit (Quit: Supybot 0.83.4.1+limnoria installed on 2015-07-09T05-02-19)

  • CeeJayBee     16th Aug 2015 Member 2 Permalink
    [10:30:41] <Ristovsk^> My laptop
    [10:30:49] <Ristovsk^> is possessed
    [10:30:51] * Ristovsk^ is now known as Ristovski
    [10:30:57] <Ristovski> :((
    [10:31:20] * Ristovski is now known as Guest20528
    [10:31:25] <Guest20528> wat
    [10:32:10] * Guest20528 is now known as Ristovski
    [10:32:13] * Ristovski has quit (Changing host)
    [10:32:13] * Ristovski (ristovski@unaffiliated/ristovski) has joined #powder
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