Granted, I post a "viable" wish then look below at this text. You will see the "viable" wish.
I wish for a pure tungsten alloyed with zirconium, magnesium, titanium, manganese, chromium, osmium and molybedenium. That is hidden under the Antartica.
Trying to get there, you get pecked to death by penguins.
I wish for 100 members in BMN :P
Lol you will have your 100 members (I hate to say this but) some of them wont be active and you will get down to 1 member active.
I wish I bought 1000^1000^1000^1000 shares that cost 0.0000000001 for each one and the price jumped to 1000^1000^1000^1000 and selled my shares in TPTAPI.
The world economy collapses, due to one man having more money than has ever existed in the universe. You are killed by an anarchy-crazed citizen.
I wish I could transmit my conciousness and make thousands of copies of it stored on safe drives across the world, allowing me to beat death.
As you grow older, your body begins to decay. You try to find another body to "host" your consciousness, but no one is willing to take you in. You are condemned to a fate worse than death: you are forced to live in a body constantly decaying, until it finally can no longer hold your consciousness. Then you will die.
I wish for the power to give myself food whenever I want (but not poisonous or harmful food, and only of the amount that I wish)
Granted! but you lose all your memory.
I wish I was famous again.
Granted. You are an infamous criminal, your name stamped into the memory of everyone. You can't even step foot in the streets, as you are wanted for 73 brutal murders; the media has made your face more recognizable than the President himself.
I wish I had faster internet.