Story 3!
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The Borg used a super epic time machine to make the universe go back 5 minutes, to before WWIII. Somehow, the girl retains her memories and pushes the child off the seesaw before he can detonate the thermonuclear device.
(See https://powdertoy.co.uk/Discussions/Thread/View.html?Thread=14221&PageNum=6#Message=208666)
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But then it cause a paradox: the borg went back and stopped the nuclear detonation, preventing WWlll, but that means humanity never encounter the borg in the first place. This paradox rips the universe in half, with one half continuing with WWlll and the other continuing without WWlll.
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All of a sudden the half of the universe turns into MASHED POTATOES. The Universe is doomed. The MASHED POTATOES filled universe spreads to alternate universes extremely quickly, and all matter in every universe in every dimension is MASHED POTATOES. All good is also turned into MASHED POTATOES, and since mathematics is now MASHED POTATOES, there is MASHED POTATOES chance of anything ever not being MASHED POTATOES. Then someone capitalises every instance of the words MASHED POTATOES in this post. Lets see someone find a way to get out of this one.
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@coolcat99 (View Post)
Then jenn4 came, ate the mashed potatoes and returned the story to its normal glory. -
@coolcat99 (View Post)
You could use reading the first post.
@boxmein (View Post)
That's exactly what happened.
After nothing related to smashed potatoes happened, and we only have half a universe, nothing really changed, missing another half of universe where no-human had ever gone didn't really bother anyone. -
All of a sudden, the aliens fire off their doom ray that causes the half of the universe turns into MASHED POTATOES. The Universe is doomed. The MASHED POTATOES filled universe spreads to alternate universes extremely quickly, and all matter in every universe in every dimension is MASHED POTATOES. All good is also turned into MASHED POTATOES, and since mathematics is now MASHED POTATOES, there is MASHED POTATOES chance of anything ever not being MASHED POTATOES. Then someone capitalises every instance of the words MASHED POTATOES in this post. Hey, it's related to what other people have said.
