@bowserinator (View Post)

Granted, But I ripped the paper in to pieces then I ripped again into dust then I shoot the paper dust by using a hot neutron cannon and the paper dust has vaporized and dissappeared.

I wish I had a pet fish. The fish is medium sized and the fish is good and healthy. THAT'S NOT A PIRANHA. OR A SHARK.

Granted, but the fish is eaten by another fish immediately.

I wish I would stop procastinating.

You stop procrastinating but then you fall into a fatal addiction to fill up the amount of free time that you have.

I wish I knew how to code in every language.

You get hired into a programming company. Suddenly swearing has become a slang language and you can't resist to code in swearing and you get fired by your boss.

I wish I knew every language but I can understand/control what I say.

You have it !!! you knew every language and can understand/control what you say. but you fail at grammer so people wont understant what you say and you can't control it because you don't know what to say.

I wish I could travel 10000^10000 KM Per 0.0000001 Sec and my eyes and my ears can beat light speed and sound speed so I also can hear and see while traveling

Granted. You are now a black hole, due to sudden increased mass induced by trying to accelerate past the speed of light.

I wish for some pure lithium-6.

@Michael238 (View Post)

Granted, It's inside of a giant hydrogen bomb that will explode in 3 seconds.. The Lithium will vaporized.

I wish for some tungsten alloyed with carbon and titanium.

You get it but it was stolen and you get arrested.

I wish for pure fusion.

You got it, while you are the part of fissile.

I wish my child have a child, while I have no child.

The universe explodes and implodes at the same time cuz it's a paradox (Excluding the fact what you said could be a metaphor)

I wish for a battery that lasts 99999999999999999 years.