[17:52:10] <Mrprocom> IAteYoChocolate: you are having a heart attack?

A nice break from today's drama:
<Finland> let me guess
<Finland> you put grapes in microwaves?
<Finland> eh
<Finland> *a microwave
<Finland> Ristovski: ^
<Ristovski> What?
<Ristovski> What, is it roasting time again?
<Finland> I only say your "[23:17:17] <Ristovski> IAteYoChocolate, plasma" message
<Ristovski> Finland, "an ionized gas consisting of positive ions and free electrons in proportions resulting in more or less no overall electric charge, typically at low pressures (as in the upper atmosphere and in fluorescent lamps) or at very high temperatures (as in stars and nuclear fusion reactors)."
<Ristovski> that is plasma
<Finland> and a message related to microwaves
<IAteYoChocolate> IT WAS A JOKE.
<IAteYoChocolate> Jeez.
<Eyes> shit joke
<Finland> so I guess you put a grape in a microwave
<IAteYoChocolate> I'm not THAT dumb.
<Ristovski> Finland, not just grape
<Eyes> yes you are
<Ristovski> Finland, go put alu foil inside it
<Ristovski> same thing
<Ristovski> + sparks
* Finland ignore Ristovski
<Finland> nope
<Finland> not worth it
<Eyes> what about
<Eyes> foil
<Eyes> + grapes
<Cacophony> and eggs, and water, and recycled paper, and...
<Finland> Eyes: try it
<Finland> and tell us the result
<IAteYoChocolate> brb. Gonna go try it.
<Finland> ._.
<Finland> hopefully he is kidding
<Cacophony> IAteYoChocolate was a good man.
<Finland> yeah
* IAteYoChocolate is ded.
<Finland> RIP
<Ristovski> Finland, Its not like your microwave is going to explode
<Cacophony> He hated Hitler and Nazis and was not afraid of either.
<IAteYoChocolate> I didn't try it, but I checked what will happen on youtube.
<Cacophony> He was cool guy until he tried microwaving grapes in foil. He as a hot guy then, a guy on fire.
* IAteYoChocolate is now burning along with his entire apartment.
<Cacophony> As the lied on the linoleum floor, hair,neck,and neckhair on fire, he stole one last glimpse of the microwave.
<Cacophony> s/lied/laid
<IAteYoChocolate> It's melted.
<IAteYoChocolate> While I'm at it, I'll go put a bullet in there too.
<IAteYoChocolate> See what happens.
* IAteYoChocolate has just said his last words.
<Cacophony> Reduced to nothing more than a Chernobyl-esque mass of plastics and electronics,the microwave cried out:
<Endymion> Famous last words
* IAteYoChocolate has quit (Quit: I'm ded. And tired. And need sleep.)
<Cacophony> "...br...br...br-uh....br...uh...brush your teeth..."

To this day, IAteYoChocolate is still ded.

(At least until tomorrow)

Catelite:

I'm going to skip all one-hundred pages of this and prematurely conclude that there aren't any actually-funny quotes here.

 

 

Its a safe assumption anyway :P

No context needed.

 

[11:14] (CeeJayBee) Ristovski, >missed my chance to blow