Granted. It's poisonous, and as Nigeria (Just so happens that's where it suddenly spawned) is completely wiped out by poisonous shroom sammiches.

 

I wish I had a personal EM railgun.

Granted. However, the railgun fires a projectile so fast that the collision of the prjoectile with the surrounding air causes a flash of gamma rays.

 

I wish that Minecraft had realistic nuclear bombs that will not crash or lag the game.

granted, you always got stuck near one before it explodes.

actual thing: it is on mods. rival rebels mod, IBCM mod are perfect for you that wish it.

i wish that phones freeze.

granted but you are the phone.

 

 

 

 

i want it to be my birthday tomorrow.

Unfortunately your government outlaws any type of celebration on birthdays in order to discourage longevity and save money on elderly care. Also you become the legal age to pay taxes.

 

 

I wish for a peronal fleet of skylons.

The person granting your wish misheard you as 'sky lawns' and therefore suspended fifty-two floating gardens above your house which then fell, suffocating you inside.

 

I wish I could make a dodecaflexagon successfully.

 

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 I'm afraid your post does not count, read the rules on page 1.

The shape blows your mind so hard, your IQ is decreased to a single digit. You can now only comprehend ridiculously simple situations.

 

I wish I had a clone system similar to the one used in the clone mod in Attack of the B-team (also used by the Yoglabs) to be able to transmit my consciousness between clones in different locations.

You do. The system explodes and your clones have killed you.

 

I Wish that no one was such a degenerate

Sure. Unfortuantly you were one and you instantly disappear.

 

I wish I had a piece of paper that would not kill me or hurt me in anyway mental or pyshical and did not have anything scary/gross/wrong/annoying, etc... on it, and it is perfectly legal to own it and it will not affect me in anyway other than seeing it.