You have your "own" house, but because you are in soviet russia, it's actually the governments.

I wish to have a single particle of air escape into space.

We killed you to send you to the afterlife since there is no place on Earth where you can be completly unaffected by the influences of other people.

I wish for a peaceful life.

      Granted, your life (Soul?) Is split into many pieces like voldemort in the harry potter movies.

I wish being straight was considered gay by social standards

Granted, a phone flies into your head and kills you.

I wish there was two dead pigs in jacob1's house.

phones will be able to fly but they will lost in space

i wish that i can play bach "little" fugue in G manor BWV 578 organ and piano with both hands
sorry i didn't update/refresh my page so i didn't see the new wish

the pigs will die but they will disappear in no time

i wish that i can play bach "little" fugue in G minor BWV 578 organ and piano with both hands

You are a good composer, but nobody notices your music, they praise you for your music after you are death.
Just like Rembrandt van Rijn

You forgot to wish!

I wish all cracks opened wormholes to alternate dimensions!