Granted, except the star that was once in you collapsed and became a black hole, sucking you from the inside.

I wish people found out what is at the other end of a black hole, without getting me involved.

Granted, But its very very dark there... So you can't see what is the another end of the black hole :)

 

 

 

I wish for an indestructable shield.

Granted, however they can no longer play video games along with many other lifestyle chances that they disown you as their friend and you dont even get a chance to ride one over a rainbow.

 

I wish that all developed countries fall into anarchy and all the others bloom into perfect utopias.

Granted, but you happen to live in a developed country and get murdered.

 

 

I wish for infinite battery life on my laptop, which will not explode, be stolen, or otherwise break. (the battery also has these qualities)

You get it, but you use your laptop so much in a day that it overheats and basically crashes all the time.

I wish to be the best musician. Ever.

Granted, but no one ever recognizes your talent.

 

I wish I was a billionaire.

Granted. Your body is dispersed into billionns of pieces... in the air!

 

I wish America be smart and switch to metric.

Granted, however the sudden application of metric comes as a shock to all of the US and they develope brain cancer because they werent made to work with tens. :P

 

I wish I had epic jammin' skills with a digeridoo!

Once again, no one recognizes such talent.

I wish to have my own house.