Granted. You have the slowest computer in the world, as it requires a room full of vacuum tubes. But at least it behaves well.

 

I wish for a fast car that can't hurt me, or anyone else, This car belongs to, as I bought it with my own money that I got from working at an honest LEGAL job, and there fore there is no reason for anyone to want to hurt me for it.

This car is completely normal, and cannot exhibit any strange properties, ie it is converted into strange matter, it is highly radioactive, etc. Nothing of that.

The Car is also in perfect condition.

The Car is not wired to explode in any way.

The Car has a full tank of gas.

The Car's gas is not going to explode.

The Car has all of it's parts.

The Car will not get stolen.

The Car moves fast, but not so fast that the G forces turn me into a puddle of slime.

The Car has a full battery.

The Car is red.

The Car isn't about to be hit by anything.

The Car is a new car. Not an old car.

:P

 

Granted. A man steals it the first time you park it, then drives it off a cliff because he fears the police will catch him.

 

 

I wish for a nuclear bomb that won't randomly explode.

Granted. Seeing as you do not know how to operate the warhead, you just leave it to sit in your home. The ATF gets a tip that you are manufacturing bombs in your home, and raid your house. Finding the bomb, they sentence you to life without bail in Guantanamo Bay.

 

I wish people would read all of the thread's wish they are corrupting. :P

 

The Car will not get stolen.

 

 

 

(ahh didn't see that)

 

Granted, but everyone stops posting in the thread.

 

I wish the USA would have a new president.

 

 

 

Granted, but he is a fascist like Hitler and starts WWIII.

 

I wish TPT didn't crash all the time.

It's not TPT, it's your computer. TPT becomes crash-proof, except for your computer.

I wish for no such thing as sin.

Granted. Sin does not exist, due to all world religions vanishing overnight.

 

I wish for some neutron star material.

@Michael238: Touche!

 

Granted, you receive a volume reminiscent to the composition of a neutron star. However due to its extreme mass it accelerates quickly through everything in its path to the center of the earth forming a blackhole and destroying the world. 

 

I wish most things were easier done than said. (As opposed to easier said than done.)

granted. every word is now has random letters. (which you can't normally remember)

i wish that ballons explode.

Granted. It explodes like a bubble.

 

 

 

I wish I am a galaxy