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i wish i had a Crushed Wood

@h4zardz1 (View Post)

 You crush your wood in a vise and needless to say... it hurts!

 

I wish the post button was green

Granted. Then you realise that you hate green and kill yourself and everyone you know.

 

 

I wish I was able to control explosions. Well.

You do, but unfortunately, if you ever get mad, then everything within a 1 mile radius explodes.

I wish to come up with something to say here.

You do, but it is so vulgar, profane and disgusting that jacksonmj permabans you and Lefou.

 

I wish for an apple.

a random apple drops out of the sky at terminal velocity on your head.

I wish people would just stop mentioning me and lefou. (seriously, I'm HOPIAN now. Not Lefou anymore.)

People stop mentioning you and lefou completely so everyone forgets about you.

 

I wish I could read minds.

Granted. Unfortunately, the next mind you read is filled with thoughts so horrible that you die via your head exploding.

 

I wish for some rhodium.

It explodes in your face, with third degree burns.

 

I wish for Tupac to return.

He does, but then 3 days later he dies th esame way as before.

 

I wish for nothing (gimme some points for being original) :P